pizza:

how many times is it appropriate to say ‘what’ before you nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said

cleromancy:

how often on a daily basis do you wonder if you’re One Of Those Annoying People Who Cant Take A Hint and people only respond to you bc they feel obligated

imaginarycircus:

rabioheab:

my one dream is to travel back in time to the middle ages and bring some large speakers and loudly play a skrillex song and watch everyone freak the fuck out

Best wishes on your exorcism.

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

mighty-thor-of-assgard:

danniauttumns:

ser-merlin-of-valyria:

tumblr has fallen

david karp is dead

yahoo is coming

your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.

it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:

“the ministry has fallen

scrimgeour is dead

they are coming.”

• Nine: I think I was in love once.
• Ten: Really? What was her name?
• Nine: Her name was Rose.
• Ten: Doctor, we all love Rose.
• Nine: I love Rose because she's fantastic. She always knew just what to say and she made me better.
• Ten: Oh, yes! Rose was brilliant. All soft and warm and clever and so very human.
• Eleven: I love River!
• Nine: ...
• Ten: ...
• Eleven: I love Clara!
• Ten: Doctor, are you just looking at girls in the universe and saying that you love them?
• Eleven: I love... fez.
• Ten: Do you really love fez, or are you just saying that because you saw it?
• Eleven: I - I love fez! I love fez.

alltsunandnodere:

agayofgays:

I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT

THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT?

BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES

‘IMAGINE THE SKY’

‘HOW IS THE SKY’

‘TOUCH THE SKY’

IT’S STILL FUCKING STUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE FUCK OUT

YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN.

jimbertimber:

coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag